Dirty Rat

The mall isn't the only place for rats.

Ew Kevin Smith is a comedy boy who had a heart attack but he also loves rats, baby... and you love rats too!!!
Kevin in Australia

Let's go down under

Turns out there's another man named Kevin Smith who is an Australian actor. His Wikipedia page is much shorter. I'm not sure how he died, but it was probably from a heart attack, right? That's the Kevin Smith promise.

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     getLongTails() {
         return this.dirty.rat
     }
     render() {
         Dirty (
             <div>
                 Money: {for.theRats()}
             </div>
         )
     }
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Large and In Charge

Too fat to fly

Southwest Airlines clearly hates comedy.

Upgrade your seat
Mad Men

“You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rats on top of you to make you forget those rats. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one. Rats.”

Donald Draper

Bing.com, on Dirty Rat

Movie Corner

Not too fat to make a film

Clerks

Clerks is a 1994 American independent black-and-white comedy film written, directed, and co-produced by Kevin Smith.

Mall Rats

Mallrats is a 1995 American comedy film written and directed by Kevin Smith. It is the second film in the View Askewniverse after 1994's Clerks.

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

Jay and Silent Bob are fictional characters portrayed by Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith, respectively, in Kevin Smith's View Askewniverse, a fictional universe created and used in most of the films, comics, and television programs written and produced by Smith, beginning with Clerks.

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